We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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