Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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