let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
is it fun? or sober?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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