Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All the doctor said was why
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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