My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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