She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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