I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Your penis caused this!
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