Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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