its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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