you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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