Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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