So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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As shirtless as possible
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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