scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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