I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
just found out that she named her cat after me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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