it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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