So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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