How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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