Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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