I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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