i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
only if we run a train.
done.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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