You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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