going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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