I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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