new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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