): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i black out too much to be "responsible"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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