it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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