There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just wanna be euthanized
its like you know when i get waxed
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.