I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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