i just had sex bonerless
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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