i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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