i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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