is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
