I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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