He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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