i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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