What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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