He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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