How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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