Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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