My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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