I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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