Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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