she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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