before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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