you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im holly from the hills drunk
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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