she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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