ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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