Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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