u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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