She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
