so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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