Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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