All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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