I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We have started to decorate penises.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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